Saturday, June 11, 2011

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I know, the title seems to invite death. Not to my way of thinking or to the way a word freak looks at words! To read where it came from, click here: http://breastcancerreaper.blogspot.com/search/label/Introductions

There they are.

The objects of our intense admiration and desire (see HOOTERS® Is Not The Name Of An All Woman Brass Band…http://breastcancerreaper.blogspot.com/2011/04/hooters-is-not-name-of-all-women-brass.html).

And then, they’re gone.

Really, no matter what, the 20-something organs of their youth will be gone. Sooner or later, one way or another they will disappear. If they are claimed by breast cancer, what’s left to attract us? What drives our wet dreams? What do we ogle?

Jamie Lee Curtis insured her legs for $ 1 million…

I can think of more than one behind that caught my adolescent eye…

Lips are more than Luscious Lavender lipstick showcases…

I’m a hair man, myself – short, efficient, showing off a well-shaped head (think Ripley Scott’s alter ego, Sigourney Weaver in ALIEN…)

Wrist to shoulder, Gomez Addams could find nothing sexier on his wife Morticia than her slender arms…

Solomon wrote in The Book of Songs 4:4, “Your neck is more graceful than the tower of David, decorated with thousands of warriors' shields.”

Women make a living recording smoky, contralto wake up calls, computer interfaces and acting during pay-per-call phone sex…Certainly, “Hey, big boy,” are words I enjoy hearing from my beloved when they are laced with promise and seduction…

Michelle Pfeiffer’s eyes also reside in my wife. I can’t be the ONLY man who has gone weak in the knees when his wife turns on an amazingly incendiary gaze of limpid pools of jade promise…

The __ i __ __ are gone, man! If you’re tempted to wail, “But that was the best part!” then I suggest you entertain fantasies that include legs, le derrière, lips, hair, arm, neck, voice and them eyes!

Oh, yeah!

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